Joe Kools... so cool!!!

Well.. ya.. i'm sitting on a frikkin Friday evening at ...(pause) 3:01am in the morning. that previous statement did not make sense did it?Anyway.. just get over it! And another thing you must seriously get over is that i'm a little behind cause im writinng Thursday's news on Friday evening.... or early saterday morning.. whatever... i'm over it so you better be!

Moving along with this pathetic page of nonsense.. Im gonna start off by telling you about my eventful yet intersting two days. They are pretty cool so carry on reading, you poor little bored pieces of chicken squirt. ok by now, im sure you can judge that it is way to late for me to actually function...or too early.. Whatever here we go!

So work greeted me with a middle finger last night with min customers to welcome. But thats ok i guess cause i had to retain the smiles for Joe Kools.. Yay!Well thats what i orignally chanting in my head before i got home. I walked into the door and i felt the flames envelop every part of my body as i approached my mother and requested to use her car for the evening. Well, as far as i can remember, those were my final words of my suicide! For some reason, i could hear nothing but i assure you that her lips were chanting the words of a new language.
Annyway.. lets just fast forward that part.............................

Ok.. sorry.. couldnt push it through the evening so i came with the wise idea of saving the previous part of this blog as a draft and i'm back... and more sane.

Moving on... Roxy and were kindly escourted through the doors of good ol Joe Kools, by her cousin Luke and his friend Matt. What kind people. After having cleared a 2litre bottle of Sprite and Cane between the two of them and allowing us to quench our thirsts with a little taste, we were ready for Joes. So there we are.. walking along the car park as we get picked up by one of these go carts and gradually and gracefully make our way to the entrance of Joes. I must say.. the four of us were in bliss as the wind was flapping gracefully through our hair. Where was FHM when you needed them. I honestly think we should have their number on speed dial in desperate situations like these.

So, as unfortunate as it was.. we lost our escorts as lets just say they were not 'compatible' for Joes on this particular evening. Never fear that you got bounced though guys, i will never mention your names on this sight, Luke and Matt. Oh my.. they probably gonna kill me. Anyway.. Roxy and i being compatible approached Joes with arms wide open, as the other two scurried along to Sun Coast Casino. So not all was bad for them. They managed to coin R200 and approached the doors of Joes an hour later with a smile on their face and an extra R200 in their pockets. It must have been the confidence that allowed them to enter Joes the second time. It was like an Axe advert. Spray the Axe and you'l even have the bouncers running after you after a couple of woofs. Anyway.. so there they were. They entered Joes and paused as the beaming strobe lights emphasized their masculine bodies and dark complexions. Their hair was flapping under the air conditioners... i mean... the wind..
Until they see two beautifully striking girls sitting at the bar and waddled their way to make an approach. They greeted us with smiles and cash. All was good... ecxept lazy buggars didn't share and they ended up walking away with R40 in their wallets by the end of the evening.

Well... Joes was the place to be that evening. We met up with a couple of friends who attracted the sparkiling eyes of Roxy as she approached them with confidence.I however followed her like a chicken waddling across the dance floor. Anyways.. if you read a couple blogs back, i mentioned about going to a 21st? This was Jonothan and his friends. They were so much fun this evening. They managed to take the opportunity of the doubles -for-R10 special and boughtlike 12 double vodka and cokes before the clock striked eleven. Roxy and i on the other hand being students.. were broke. We still managed to have fun anyway.
So the evening was spent dancing and sliding across the dance floor of Joes as the bar was attended to occasionally. Oh my... don't you love the song 'How to save a life'... by the Fray? Love it!

So the hour hand managed to somehow reach two o'clock as Roxy and i gradually made our way to the car, dragging the other two guys behind us. Man.. what a beautiful evening. So beautiful that Luke managed to fall asleep on Matt's lap, as Matt was gracefully stroking his hair.... Only kiddin.. i made that part up but Like did fall asleep in the car.

So, the daylight was starting to subtly grace us as i managed to crash on my bed but only fall asleep at like 4am. The Friday morning greeted me with a middle finger as i had to roll otta bed once again...