Thursday, July 5, 2007

Just another random evening...


Ok so this is the story.. we get called up by good ol shaun to watch dvds at his place. This however included a couple glasses of wine and this was the outcome:















So after a couple glasses of wine, and a couple of smokes, we managed to hit the dvd. Dont ask me what the name of the dvd was but i fell asleep twice. (Not that it wass boring or anything.. but i just fell asleep... i tend to do that every so often).
It was a kiff evening and im just gonna leave ya with the photos to look at and not write a whole post on the evening. I mean.. how much can you say abut a dvd? Chow*

Monday, June 18, 2007

Kinda like a Splashy reunion, but at Burn...

Yeh we hhit Burn and this is what we came out with:



My bro and Paula









Ryan from the Living Alarm. We used to go to school together, now we just worship them when they on stage.. okay maybe their music aint my type ..but they still cool. Vote for president.


































































Ok... HEAVY!!... Its bee so frikkin long since iv actually stumbled across this site of mine...

Lets just say that Facebook is a real bad influence! Ok its just convenient and Like EVERYONE has it.... yeh... you too sweeetcheeks!
ok so let me just grab a jacket before i hit it away because im freezin my haunches off .. i dunno.. did that make sense? May i just send a warning that i really hope your english is good as well as your spelling before u even attempt reading this sight because my laptop is packin in and it randomly misses out letters an all.. So occasioonally, you may have to fill in the blanks where possible:) Come on... we know u got an A for tht in preschool:)

So where do i start? Ok NO FRIKKIn WAY am i gonna start from where i ended off last time!Are u kiddin me? Thats just way way too much. Il give u a little insight. Varsity exams: Crazy and over it and must die in a fire (complements to Kev). Im on holiday and now i sit and and wait anxiously for my phone to ring... i need a hug:( Only kiddin... Instead of vomiting my whole life story in this post, im just merely gonna post whole bunch of random, recent photos and let u know as i go along. Oh wait.. iv just done that.. But i got over it at the end... so stopped commentin.. sorry;)Besides, as if you were gonna remember all that i say anyway AND it is known that the human mind retrieves and makes sense of visual cues more than spoken so keep ya eyes peeled sweetcheeks!
Im gonna start off with this weeekend tho. Do things a lil bit in the opposite direction... Later on il add further on random events but lets just enlightn u on my weekend in the meantime:

Friday i cant rant and rave about so leets not even discuss that.. keepin in mind i had to work that night even tho it was my last exam thursday. Sad life hey? I still havent had that very special moment to celebrate with somebody yet.. Ok no wait i lie.. Let me just fill u in on more.

Saterday: Yeh i hit the Pavilion with my mom, my gran and my aunt... yeh sweet huh?
Rugby Australia vs. South Africa was then spent anxiously clutchhin onto the seats at Kevs braai. Ok so Im an OVERBOARD fan of rugby but strange enough i maanaged to maintain some form of sanity around all his friends. Ok so i managed to swig three brutal fruits (i dont even drink brutal fruits) in like half an hour and that got me cracking in the presence of Joe and herr friend. My stomach was going into spasm with laughter.
Then i said my farewells and departed some time after.

Next destination was Burn. Our friends were playin (The Living Alarm) so we were there even before the doors opened.. Yeh that is pretty gay hey? We took random photos and thats the story there.. Sorry very vague...


Ok so that was short and sweet hey hey?
Will update ya real soon otherwise.. Im on holiday now so i can kinda let you in on a lil more.
Sorry this post is real distorted in structure but you'l get over it. Just like you got over your dead grandma. Okay.. thats was a lil senstive... Cheers*

Monday, June 4, 2007

What a day...

Man oh man its been a while!
Anyway, so you cant honestly expect mE to update from like how long ago..
Im gonna try do the best i can and iom sure that as i start gettin into my blg again, the ideas and memories will just role onto my blog! Befoore i begin, may i just please ask for you to excuse my spellin mistakes. My keyboards playin up a bit!

Anyway... At the moment, im slavin thru the exams! Its been so crazy! My first exam started Friday and i managed to complete the one today without any tears!
So here's the story of today:
Rolling outta bed at 6:00, i left my house at about 7;45, ready to pick up my friend Lauren and fly down Fields Hill to the pits of hell.. Our varsity.. So having taken the uno, i managed to squeeze into a parking outside the Sport's Complex Hall of our varsity where our exam was apparently destined to be. Approaching the doors at about 8:45 (that's it, it sometimes takes us like an hour to get to varsity dependin on the traffic). We managed to shuffle to the venue whereby we had to check our seat numbers. Scanning the local area, we hesitate as we notice nobody from our degree was present whatsoever but merely those from sport's science etc.

Our hands start to shake a lil as we pateintly and calmingly reassure each other that it's in the sport's complex(meantime we both know we're at the wrong venue). Having approached one of the lecturers with quivering lips and shaky knees, he advised us that he had not heard of our disclipline writing in the Sport's Complex, but may be in the main hall or in T-block. Now for the life of me, we have both been attending the same varsity for 3years and neither of us know where the hell T block was situated!

We then progress from a shuffle to a canter as we approach my Uno with flying books. Screeching out of the parking lot to the top of the varsity, lead us too the parking lot outside the main hall. Now the timeis approximatley 8:50 and our exam starts at 9:00. I find an open parking, knowing it was reserved and not open to students but i tried my luck. Yanking up the handbreak, and stumbling out of the car, the two of us race to the main hall until
...... Ah.. Yeh... Sorreee... Eh... dat piking is reserved....

Me: Huh.. no way sorry, but late for an exam, cant talk now..

Ok yeh, so eventually i gave in after he started threatening me with his lil knob of a baton.
Lauren ran ,like Lassy to identify whetehr the main hall was where our exams were held, whilst i atttempted to move the car to the next closest parking. Same problem again!

His companion sarts threateninng me as well! Eventually i managed to slip my car into a dark, dodgy delivery spot. So i sttumble out of the car for the third time, yanking down my creeping-up top and tugging at my rather revealing hipsters. I evenntually approached my blonde friend in the middle of the varsity quad. We didn't know whether to laugh or cry, as Lauren approached me, telling me there was no one present in the main hall.

So you wondering how long it took us? Now the clock was sitting on 8:58. That's it! That's how fast we moved. But we were still sitting with one problem.. the last resort... T block!
But wherethe hell was T block?

Ok so eventually we were identified by the bypassing lecturer! Oh my.. have you ever EVER been releaved too see a lecturer before? About that T block... well, it was actually where we had our Psych lectures! Ok so we didnt atttend many of those, hence the confusion!

We rush into the double doors and enter the front of the lecture room, whereby a number of lecturers eyes were scarring us from behind, as we gradually and silently took our places.

So that was today! Apart from that, i attended a 21st on Friday evening- Haylee's Maquerade ball and a braai of the ex! But let me not waffle onto that yet. Wel be here all night! Will post lot of the pics next time!

Apart from that, my mother graduated Psychology -honours oon Wednesday last week and these are some of the pics!

CHat later and will try my best to keep ya updated!
Mwah*







Friday, May 25, 2007

You love ya girl?

HaHa... i know this is coming from a female but i think this is pretty funny! Dont get anny ideas though!

The Proper Way To Treat A Woman.
Type:
Just for Fun - Inside Jokes
Description:
The rules on how to treat are the following. If you have ideas for more please feel free to contribute.

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for mile so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her our jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be complaining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. After you have made love, say "listen toots, put your knickers back on and go make me a cup of tea". If she laughs, is not out of the bed within 3 seconds, is not back within 3.5 minutes, or the tea is crap/does not come with decent biscuits (or any combination of the above) tell her that it's over until she learns to make better cups of tea; a Woman loves to better herself - give her the chance to do so.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited, then don't call.

26. If you’re ever travelling on public transport in a foreign country with your girlfriend, make sure you stand near the automatic doors. When the bus/train is at a platform and the doors are about to close, push her off (if she falls over it’s a bonus as she is less likely to be able to re-board said vehicle). This will leave her stranded in a strange place with no way of getting home…. What an adventure! And will also teach her to never say your relationship lacks ‘spice’ again.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

You gotta love this game!

Ok so even though the sharks lost on Saterday as a result of Steve Walsh's mere stupidity, how can you not love this game?!:







Drop goal attempt from Francois Steyn




A littlee moment shared by all..










Run boy..

































I'm a little teapot...




















Gottta love it!

Monday, May 7, 2007

Squinting through my black eye..

Ok so here i am.. trying to find some form of motivation whatsoever to write this post.. Let me start off right about here: I got a black eye!

That's it! Let me tell you, the other girl isn't looking so well off herself! Only kidding.. This is my pathetically vague excuse for a story of how i got my black eye! It was such a sense of relief and hope, finding out that fridays were a no-o for varsity as our lectures for that particular module have come to an end. It does however appear that i end up either having to still grace them with my presence by either handing in a report of some sort, or ,like last weekend, end up sick in bed, coughing and spluttering until my whole wall is saturated with the germs.. ok sorry.. that was a little extreme. But this previous friday i thought was going to be an absolute bliss, turned out to be a little painful.

Our varsity requires that we have the Hepatitis A and B vaccinations, in order to cover us to some degree of immunization. Anything to keep their hands clean of course. So here i go waddling along to the doctor, after having dropped my little pooch off at the pooch parlour for a trim and blowwave. After having the little jab in my left arm, i gracefully stand up and approach the exit of the doctors rooms, leaving the waiting area, as i gracefully wave all the nurses, doctors and receptionists a farewell! A feeling of dizziness envelops me, as my body starts to tingle as i start walking towards the car park. Nevr fear, for i though i'l just approach my car and take a couple of minutes to rejuvinate. Nevr mind that.. I pass out, hit my head against the brick wall, approaching me on the right hand side, before hitting the floor with immense force. Ha ha.. What happened next? I woke up in the doctors room with an ice pack on my right eye, a roasty up my right arm, a couple of bruises and lack of memory. That was the scary part, having being knocked out and waking up to having no clue whatsoever where you are and why you there.
Eventually a couple of minutes passed, as they checked my blood pressure and allowed me to hop back into my car and drive home. Ok at the time i was in no state to think realistically and all, but how the hell could they say their farewells and allow me to drive home after being knocked out for some time?

So, it eventually became the swinging joke and i managed to get outta work on friday night and just sleep. Saterday, surprisingly my mother managed to convince me to join her at the pavillion. Usually i go without any hesitation whatsoever, however my head felt like i had been hit by a ton of bricks.. Well. i guess in some sense, that's what happened. Alls good though, i managed to score a pair of boots and a jacket outta my mom (provided by my father of course).
Hey.. i should knock the other eye too! Roxy and i now officiallymake a good match- her with her badaged up nneck and lack of thyroid gland and me with my blue eye. So we decided to do dvds then and there on saterday evening, with the company of Troy and Daniel. A desperate call for more badages lead the four of us driving to the nearby pharmacy. I'm surprised security hadn't arrived after the pharmacists had seen us all beaten and bandaged up, standing next to two males. They were suspecting something, im sure. There appeared to be no further concerns regarding my eye, until the others noticed inner bleeding in my eye,, aaargh,, sorry to put you off. Luckily it's just in the corner and having approached the doctor again, i was told that it should clear within one to two weeks! So the evening only ended at roughly 4am in the morning for us we eventually managed to fall asleep. Sunday i had to wake up at like sparrows fart, as i had to rush off home and attempt learning for a test i had to write today.
These were my initial intentions, until i took a couple of myprodols and crashed on my bed for the day, only having woken up at 7pm and ready to learn.

So today was a bit of a strain, and i managed to gain a bit of symnpathy from one of my lecturers, of whom let me off for her lectures for the day. ok so i took a little detour on the way home, bypassing the pavillion and managed to buy a pair of heels from Foshini's. That made my day a little:) It's so amazing how people react to a situation like this. Some people asked out of complete awe, whilst others tried to avoid the situation and spoke to me with a smile, acting as though it was something as small as a mosquito bite. Ha ha.. meantime i know they're probably thinking i was in a fight or summin:)

So here i am, sitting in front of my laptop as my eye changes from black to blue to purple to any other colour you could actually think of. Luckily i generally wear a lot of black around my eyes:) Anyway.. all i knoow is this week is gonna be a beating with the amounts of presentations and tests. I managed to squint through the first test today and now just waiting to get through the next three weeks, until we're on study leave- yeh!

Rox and i had a little fun with the camera.. i'm gonna try get the pics from her on my eye and her neck and wil try my best to post them sooon.. ha ha!
For now.. im over this..

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Back to the good ol days...

Ok, so i stumbled across a couple of my very good buddies of mine from school and managed to get a couple of pics froom them. they'l probably kill me if they knew their pics were here but im over it:) i may have mentioned them in my previous posts:

this is Camilla (left) and little Claire(right). Often we were called 'claire-squared'.. im sure you're wise enough to figure out why...












well done Einsteins... claire and Camilla again




















From left to right: michelle, Cari and my bestest most sexiest and gorgeous bud- Steph
We all did the whole high school thing together, but there's a whole bunch of girls missin.


























from left to right: claire, debs, Lindi and Steph
I still get to see Linds and Steph often but debs is overseas and Claire's studyin at Maritzberg

























our good friend Alex (maritzberg), Debs, linds and Claire















Ok so i knoow its not much but il scratch thru my albums and let you in on a little more later on okay? Take care!
mwah*